Finally. I’m home.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
Even their god damn umbrellas have to be heteronormative.
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
The best thing about concerts is seeing the band members faces light up when they hear a mass of people singing their songs.
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
Patrick: I probably never would have been a singer if Pete hadn’t suggested it.
Entire fob fan base:
5SOS for The Orange Lounge
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
just made a new twitter [link]
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up